Thomas Arthur Schaefer
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Thursday, April 06, 2006

I'm A Big Kid Now

I am worth $3,093,560 on HumanForSale.com

Hear that ladies... damn and I'm not even 30 yet. Ohh wait... my price may go down then. Hmmm... OK then.
Hear that ladies... I'm in my prime. Come on!

You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you. It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma
Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you
Your power color: Fuchsia
Your power symbol: Diamond
Your power month: May


Damn... I better get a diamond encrusted fuchia jacket to wear around... May is right around the corner.

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