Thomas Arthur Schaefer

Friday, February 24, 2017

Virgins Gathering The Harvest

My girl is off-track betting
My girl is a traffic light
My girl is an unmade bed
My girl is a moonless night
My girl is choppy air
My girl is a Golden Corall
My girl is a curse word screamed
My girl is not their scene

You've been getting lots of similes
And I want your disease
I want your disease
I want your

Parquet Courts — Disney P.T.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

The Son Is Here

My girl is a bowl of hash
A familiar looking rash
My girl's my secret stash
My shampooed pile of trash
My girl's a borealis-lit fjord
My girl's a summons ignored
My girl's a beer, freshly poured
A lost tribe's library stored

You've been getting lots of similes
But I want your disease
I want your disease
I want your disease

Parquet Courts — Disney P.T.

Monday, February 06, 2017

Points On A Map

'We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.' — Albert Einstein

Sunday, February 05, 2017

Boston At That Time

I am the product of being around the right people at the right time and being around the wrong people at the right time. Those instances confirm for me more than anything else, that I am a Master of good timing. But, as the late great Johnny Carson used to say — 'Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is – "Are you ready?" '. Who doesn't like Johnny Carson... PURE LEGEND.

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Another Predictable Plea

After carefully cleansing the body, I torn asunder the flesh, stripped bear the nervous system and dispensed with the circulatory functions.
Even after these procedures, the skeletal system remains inviolate. The foundational artifact of my unadulterated efforts.