Thomas Arthur Schaefer

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Holy Cow And Other Things Worthy Of Sacrafice

Saw a show at Dad's Garage last night 'Chick & Biizy present: "It's a hoo-Haw Christmas".

Washed-up B-movie star Chick Starley is heading home for Christmas this year. And of course, Boozy the alcohol-swilling imp is along for the ride. Can they still pull off their classic variety extravaganza in small town America?

I must admit some really funny stuff at times and a good show all-round. Worth the price for admission... if you have to pay... ha ha... it's good to know people who know people.

This is a costume from Dames Aflame star Luna Luxx. It was udderly amazing. Look at the detail... right down to the teat paisties. Suddenly I have a hankerin' for some milk... a bowl of cereal would be nice too.

Hey Spielberg... guess what? You're a fuckin' washed up hack... been that way for years. Can't believe you actually have the gall to state your pathetic movie Munich, can save the middle east. "It's a prayer for peace". Who do you think you are Scorsese ? —

"What I'm doing is buying 250 video cameras and players and dividing them up, giving 125 of them to Palestinian children, 125 to Israeli kids, so they can make movies about their own lives," he said. "Not dramas, just little documentaries about who they are and what they believe in, who their parents are, where they go to school, what they have to eat, what movies they watch, what CDs they listen to -- and then exchange the videos. That's the kind of thing that can be effective, I think, in simply making people understand that there aren't that many differences that divide Israelis from Palestinians -- not as human beings, anyway."

What planet are you from.... my gosh. Ohh yeah I forgot... you're from hollywood. You idiot.. the only thing you were good for was selling E.T. lunchboxes and Reese's Pieces. Why don't you go re-edit one of your other bullshit films... add another color to Schindler's List. Maybe apologize to Kubrick so he doesn't kick your ass in the collective afterlife for making a mockery of his A.I. ... watch out for Phillip K. Dick, he's pissed too, and he's not in the minority about that one.
Just keep your mouth shut and maybe you'll turn it into something special for once.

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